Teysa could hear the clash of metal and the sound of Mez's spells going off through the general hubbub. She desperately invoked a light spell as she d...ew her mace of office.What she saw gave her pause. Rearing over Rodrik was a massive creature she had only ever seen in books. It appeared to be a spider, but a spider with legs as tall as a man and a thick body larger than any horse. Where the spider's head should have been projected the torso of a woman. Her skin was smooth and grey and. I ran into Maggie there as she dropped Joseph off."So they're better huh?" She asked, smiling."Much." I told her."Do you still need my help with laundry?" Please." I said. "It's not as much as yesterday but I still have quite a pile." What time should I come over?" Gimmee an hour to clean up and get the first load done. Sound good?" It's a date." She grinned, heading for her car, hands supporting her stomach.She came over to pick up the first wet load precisely on time. She looked very pretty I. He pouted then took my hand and smiled.“Oh. Thank you, again, Billy. Please, dance with me again? Please?” I took a sip of my drink, a rather stout Tom Collins, took his hand, and followed him to the dance floor. As he put his arm around me and moved me with the music, I felt safe. I felt trust. I was sure he was telling me the truth. There was way too much traffic out there that night, and in the rain no less, for him not to be. It was, at a minimum, serendipitous.“Gorgeous, are you really. Oh, well okay then. So two years ago I was visiting my cousin and uh, he taught about well.. Masturbating? she cut in, almost giving me a heart attack with the shock that such a good girl like her would say it that easily – much less know exactly what I meant – but it also made it easier to tell her the rest of the story. Yes, so um he taught me about that and I started doing it every now and then. But one time I found this semi-old picture of a really hot girl in a bikini, and I thought it was.