They socked their yoni with enthusiasm, thinking her to possess some kind of magic charm that allowed them to triumph so often. Toward the end...of the season a new girl was added to give their lucky charm a bit of rest since for nearly two months they had been using her every weekend and on some occasions the celebration had spilled over into a goodly portion of the next day. In truth Kanan had been reduced to a mere stick figure by the steady assault she endured week after week. Some. At first I thought it was some kind of mistake, a mixup inthe tests or something. Then I realised that I had been there for severaldays and my loving husband hadn't been around to see how I was doing, infact I remembered he had left days before saying he would return shortly. Ihad been lying in bed waiting for him for several days before I ended up onthe floor.It turned out the bastard had left me for dead. He had some kind ofinsurance thing on me and he had planned on going to a convention. The rest of the week crawled by as Delia impatiently awaited the weekend. She had been texting Ashley here and there, and they’d decided that Friday night was as good time as any to meet up.As Friday approached, Delia felt the butterflies in her stomach reproduce at alarming rates. At age 18, she hadn’t had much experience with going on dates and wasn’t sure of the usual protocol. How much should she dress up? Should she wear heels? Heels always seemed inherently fancy, but Ashley was over. "The one down side is that she'll have a vocabulary that's about the size of my bust measurement. However, since she'll be taking my place in the 'Main Event', the other girls won't be expecting her to say a lot." "Whoa! Slow down, Barocca. Start over from the beginning. I'm missing a few steps in your 'master plan'," exclaimed Jeanne. "Okay, Jeanne. Sorry if I confused you a bit. Here's how it goes. After everything downloads from my 'friends in high places', we input my statistics into.