We don't have any information about this, but we are asking everybody to try to be calm. You are not alone in this. We've all been affected by this my...terious event ..Oh," cupping his hand to his ear. "We've just received word that this event has happened all over the country. Apparently a large majority of citizens has experienced this change. Authorities state that they will be working with everybody to get things straightened out ."We tuned out. Apparently, somebody knew what was going on. ”She drew her putter back and made the putt. She jumped up again, and this time didn’t even try to hide her bouncing tits.“You rammed it right in,” I said, again not even noticing the double entendre!Cathy looked at me and said, “Wait a minute.” She walked over to her husband, and I saw they were arguing. After a minute she stroked his arm and gave him a kiss. Then she came over to me and said, “Were going to finish all nine holes.”During the last few holes Cathy and I talked while the old man. .full. I'm pleased with myself. I must be working out! This is the result! She says, "I didn't know you had it in you."I smile. I look down. I've inadvertently been grinding my fingers in the mortar. From the mid-joints in they've been reduced to...mush. I feel no pain. I wonder how this will make the drinks taste. My ex, I discover, is covered in ash. Soot. There's a break however between the bulgy flesh below her navel and her dark triangular bush. I finger her in the kitchen. She's wet. Her. " "What ever happened to her?" "No idea, we came back from Winter break Junior year and I learned she moved. I finished school, joined the Marines went overseas saw combat for like two minutes, got injured and went to college on the GI bill...man has it really been ten years." "You ever think to find her on Facebook?" "She's probably Married by now." Sam said. "Or not, she could be single. Working such crazy hours in a Hospital that they leave little time for a social life." Sam stood to his.