I had responded to an ad placed by a self described hot black female that was in the local singles section of a free weekly paper. My thoughts were r...ally “WTF”, as I expected no response but became surprised when I received a call back from this girl. We got to talking and getting along really well and over the course of a few days had decided to meet. She described herself as tall, slender, super sexy with a large B cup and rounded bubble butt. My thoughts were running wild as I thought. Sorry.”“Hey, I’ll give you a lift home. It’s late.”“It’s not far,” I protested.“It’s late,” he said again but his phone rang at the same time and he groaned. “Let me just answer this real quick, okay? I’ll be right out, the car’s parked on the street.”He handed me the keys and I went outside, slid into the passenger seat and waited. His car smelled like him. I crossed my legs and smoothed out my skirt. I examined the chipped polish on my nails. I’d have to have a manicure. Lily’s wedding was in. The flaccid muscles and skin pulled the features down slightly. When rigor mortis sets in on a dead body, all the muscles stiffen within four to six hours. But in two to three days, they all relax again. I didn’t know how long Ralph had been dead, but it had been a week since we cut his back and I had a feeling cadavers weren’t always cut as soon as they were available.It wasn’t like I looked at his face and expected him to wake up. You could tell just by looking that he was dead. There was no. I could see why blokes were easily conned by her because her body, which was totally on show in this picture, was amazing. Her face had a very distinct beauty, the sort that made a guy roll over and play dead if that's what she asked him to do.I thanked Raf and with my pictures jumped into the car and headed towards the Grande Hotel. It was already too late to ring Amanda so I left her a voice mail so that she could try and find out any usual haunts this April had.It was well named, 'The.