Or gang rape as the police put it.A bloke is sunbathing with nothing but a hat covering his penis. Two women walk past and one shouts “if you were a...gentleman you would lift your hat to a lady!” The bloke replies “if you weren’t so ugly the hat would lift itself!”Me: “I can’t believe they’re back together after all that shit”. Wife: “Who?” Me: “My arse cheeks”“So let me get this straight” the prosecutor says to the defendant. “You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a. I simply stood there but she removed her petticoat and weared new one, i got the chance of boob and ass show. I replied that i came for ball. She took the ball and gave to me smiled and went inside. My penis is erect like rod and i am recalling what just happened before. I am in urge to fuck or masturbate, but suddenly my love interest seetha came inside and sat beside me. In that mood i started to glance on her. She only wears chudithar that too with saal . i looked at her breast which is tiny. Let me explain……My mom had died when I was 5. I was an only c***d and it was left to my dad to raise me best he could. My dad was a big man, heavy, solid and often mean tempered. I’d watched him bring girlfriends into our home for quite a few years. Usually I would be sent to my room and he set about “entertaining” them but as I got a little older he didn’t seem to care too much that I could see him and his lady friends when he “entertained” them (as he called it) and on more than one occasion. One of us had to break the stalemate. It might as well be me."I want..." That was as far as I got.Rance decided to talk at the same time. "Julie, we need..."Both of us sat there waiting for the other to start again. It was like some silly kids game. I tried again."I'm sorry, Rance. I should have been more polite, especially to your parents. I'll call them and apologize. I owe them that at least."He nodded in agreement. "That would be nice. They were worried when you just disappeared. You and.