It reminded me of the opening scene of my favorite movie JAWS.She was exactly the type i go for tall slim brunette with the cutest face. I thought i m...y as well go over and talk to her, im here alone whats the worst that can happen. After approaching her and chatting for half and hour we were getting on quite well having a few beers and i seemed to be making her laugh (always a good thing :)) i was tapped on the shoulder by some dude...''HEY, i was talking to her first'', ''i was like whats. “I... I...” I had to look away but when I turned my head all I saw was Mandy standing on the other side of me with the last few drops of her urine splashing into the urinal. I looked down and saw that I was gripping my own erection. I turned even redder as both girls looked down at my erection."Oh, is this the place where people come to jack off?" Mandy chirped.I think I made some kind of incoherent sound."That's great, because I haven't shot one off since teatime yesterday," And she started to. When she arrived at her stop she looked back at Alfie with eyes brimming in appreciation for his ministrations.She saw Ruth, Aaron's 17 year old daughter sweeping the street in front of the fishmonger's shop with noticeable vigor so early in the morning. Ruth told her that her father would be late this morning because of some business at the bank. She had been hoping that she would be invited for lunch real soon to sample the seafood and perhaps have some invigorating exercise at the end of. (Knowing with his epic talent, his career would obviously span decades.) Tunes from my current role models, k. d. Lang and Melissa Etheridge, rounded out my playlist.With Shania Twain blaring from rattling, blown speakers, I waved to one and all thus beginning the most frightening travel adventure since Hope and Crosby embarked on the Road to Bumfuck, Egypt.Within five miles the pesky oil warning light came on and rudely refused to go out, but that was easily corrected by strategically placing.