“Thank you sir,” she said, blushing bright red, “where are we going?”“Wait and see,” he replied, putting the van into gear and driving off...As they pulled in to the entrance to the golf club Heather said “You’re joking aren’t you, they won’t let us in here.”“Of course they will,” he replied, “our money is as good as anyone’s.”Heather stepped out of the van nervously, David reassured her that everything was okay.“Come on,” he said, “the club captain plays rugby for our senior team, he told me. In fact, I'm more than fine!", she replied.There was a long pause during which she fingered her glass nervously. She then held my gaze, looking at me intently, as if trying to read me, to suss me out. Her expression changed so many times."Take me back to Sarah's place. She won't be back tonight. Do it NOW, before I change my mind. Get the pizza put in a box."We necked the rest of the wine, left the money on the table and ten minutes later, we were struggling with a key in the door of. We were twins, but he was so much taller than me. "Oh, is that so? Then why did she ask me to paint her portrait?" Uh, because she probably heard that you paint. Duh!"He smirked, "Yeah? And why did she ask me to go out with her this weekend?"I swallowed. "Because she wants to charm you; that way she doesn't have to pay for the portrait." Oh, jealous are we?" he asked and turned to get some AXE body spray. "Do you mind? I have to spray this on."I rolled my eyes. "You think she's going to fall in. I'm not going to mention the other images, but it made me spin on the spot and get out of that crazy little cul-de-sac. Oh crap, I said "sac". "LEAVE NOW!" my mind screamed at me."Alright, love? Do you want any help?"In panic, I vaguely looked in the direction of the assistant's voice. In my head, I was screaming, "No! I'm not alright! I haven't had a boyfriend my entire life, and now I'm wandering around Jan Hummers in a mortified daze, trying to find something to fuck myself with, so yes, I'd.