I’m going to have to slap the shit out of you.One old lady to another: I went to my HMO Dr. today.Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank...thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and it didn’t move, answered the child innocently.“You did. Once inside the house mom immediately retired to her room, leaving me alone in the living room to ponder upon the events of yesterday. Within one night everything had changed. Though, I had always loved my mom, mostly like a son and I must admit, sometimes with sexual inclination, however, I could never imagine that one day I would actually copulate with my beautiful mother. I didn’t know that how would our relationship grow now. It was all so confusing.Deep in my, heart I wanted to admit that. It was a morning of a weekend, it was beginning of autumn, but not was cold, it was a fairly temperate climate from our parts :-P, we're in the car with our parents, i and my sister we're sitting behind and my sis has a wide skirt, of the type like in the videos here above, namely a bit loose, and legs nude with low shoes, sometime i throw off the eye toward her legs and she, maybe thinking to a my precipitation with the head under the table that it was happened little days before :-P while we. They never spoke about it, and Mike didn't hang around with him as much afterwards.But a few weeks later he found a way of winning him closer, when Stacey contacted him (since Mike hadn't bothered to leave his number), to tell him she was pregnant. Thinking it was clearly Mikes, Reese made the ultimate sacrifice - he would take the blame. He was willing to do everything - tell her parents, drive her to the abortion clinic - that was until, a few weeks later, the big titted blonde announced.