In the short time we were talking I felt as though I'd known Jolie her whole life, felt very comfortable with her and it seemed she was too. We'd each...had another, my treat and were just about done when Jolie said."I know we just met, but I'm getting tired of the chairs here and I've got some great wine at home, would you like to pop up and share it with me? We can watch the tube or listen to music and I might even have some grub I can fix up to nosh on. Interested?"Stunned by her offer, as I. One might think being in security at the biggest mall in Florida is fun. That would be because of Kevin James. My job involves sitting in a chair looking at monitor screens. Boring, right? Normally you would be right. But then, if that were the case here, I would not be telling you this story.... There I sat in the darkened little room, texting a couple of friends and checking my Facebook notifications, not really interested in working. As a bit of a pick-me-up, my girlfriend Heather came to. "If you ever walk without shaking your butt noticeably, I will punish you."***One day when you were in the bathroom the door opened and your sister came in."Jacklyn!" you yelled. "What are you doing?" Calm down, we're both girls," she said.Your vagina was completely exposed, yet she seemed to think it was no big deal. She sat down on top of your legs."What are you doing?" you asked, exasperated."Girls go to the bathroom in pairs or groups," said Jacklyn. "You should know that." But you're my. The bra comes back down after a few seconds and then Caitlyn adjusts her tank top. All is as before. I give another deep sigh."I'm not supposed to display myself in public," she whispers, "but I want to entice you. Have I?" Caitlyn..." And if you bed me, you'll get to know my real name too. Wouldn't you like that? Do you at least believe me, that I'm a prostitute who wants to sleep with you?" Yeah, I guess so. Why do you want to?" Do you have to ask? It's how I make my living. And besides, I.