He'd thoroughly enjoyed how classy Beverly had dressed as she'd begun to show her advancing state of expectant motherhood and he asked her how she was...feeling now that she was about to enter her third trimester of pregnancy. Beverly told him that she'd been feeling fine since the beginning of her fifth month and she knew precisely what it was that Philip was hinting at."Would you mind coming around to my office, Beverly, after you get settled in this morning?" Philip asked as he felt his hardon. " I promised I'd introduce Wanda to someone who will appreciate her. Thank you for reminding me."She scoffed and changed the subject. "Is Russell back from South America? Have you heard from him?" No, but I promised to visit his uncle. Thanks again for reminding me." You're welcome," she said, rather sarcastically, before saying she'd talk to me next week.Why had I volunteered to match Wanda with a suitable partner? In the first place, I didn't know anyone who fit the bill. When considering the. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt. Sure enough, the next night we shipped out, marching in a scattered linealong the muddy, rutted roads. The replacements who were passing us seemedfresh and soft in appearance, although it was hard to tell by the dimlight of our black-out lamps. Jesus, the recruits seemed like they weregetting younger every day. If these were the best we could offer theGermans, maybe things weren't going so well as I hoped on the home front.Some of the voices I heard even sounded pre-adolescent in their pitch.