" Mom, I'm standing right here," Matt said, uncomfortable with what his mother was saying."Well it's true. Your father hasn't had sex with me in years...and even if he did, it takes a big cock to make me cum. I hope you didn't inherit his dick genes," the woman said to her son. I noticed her glancing at her son's crotch."Alright, Virana dear, pull your dress back down and let's see the rest of the tour, okay?" Mrs. Pepper said calmly.Virana smiled. "Alright mum. But first I need to tell you. He grins at me. Such a handsome smile. My job will be fun, at least. “Good morning,” he says, standing up and placing his hands on his hips, feet firmly planted, checking me out. I walk right up to him and hold out my hand. “I’m Nikki,” I say. “I just moved in.” “I’m Stefan,” he says, “and the whole neighborhood noticed you moving in.” “Yeah…I had a nice little visit from the Welcome Wagon.” He winces. “I hope they didn’t intimidate you. They have a tendency to be…intense.” “I don’t intimidate. “And it’s a good thing you didn’t forget.”“Our first anniversary? Like I was going to forget this one! Not real likely,” I said. “The Elegance?”“Kinda pricey, but this is a special day. So yes, let’s do it. Sounds like fun,” she said.“Hmm, I figure the fun will come after we get home, but we will need the energy we’ll get from the quality calories at the Elegance,” I said. She laughed.Sometimes the term serendipity has a special meaning, or occasion to be noted special. This was one of those. We also had each drank 2 beers and shared a joint. I had been nervous taking out the pot. Landon and I had never discussed our d**g use. Turned out he had a joint in his bag too, which we saved for Sunday. Neither of us were big users, but a little bit was always nice. When my parents came home, we were innocently lying on our sleeping bags watching some horror film. They were tired and immediately went to bed asking us to try and get some sleep. I feel asleep before the movie ended, but Landon.