4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.6. How come it takes so little t...me for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.10. No one has. Having started to wonder if Katie was ever going to come home and release me, I heard the front door open and someone coming up the stairs. Katie walked in, followed by Jay and then a well built white guy, who I later learnt was called Tony. "Look at my little cum slut, all tied up in his panties and waiting for more", Katie said. "Don't you worry, he'll be getting more alright, me and Tony haven't had sex in what, 45 minutes, since we DP'd you in that car park!" replied Jay and they all. But we're all in this polyamorous relationship. We live together, eat together, fuck together, and raise children together. So we consider ourselves married to each other.I'm a psychologist by trade, working in family practice. My specialty is getting troubled teenagers to communicate with their parents, which a lot of times turns out to be getting troubled parents to communicate with their kids. After being in New Arcadia for a while, I think that what most of them need is a good shagging,. The lagoons around here appeal to mermaids, which doesn't make thefishermen too happy. So they pay me good money to do what I'd gladly do forfree." Snow White and Night Black had heard of humans who hunted mermaids as avocation, but they hadn't really believed such creatures existed. Tom, it appeared,was terrifyingly real. "Look, uh, Tom sir," said Night Black, "w-we weren't lyingabout wishes before, or about giving you some time with us. Wouldn't that bea lot more, uh, productive than what.