'Hello angel one, sorry we cannot be together today. Will you be all right; it is the first week since it when we haven't spent time together.''Well i... is less fun just talking on the phone but at least this is better than nothing, just hearing your voice is a big tonic, ' she said.'Since you've got a free Friday night what have you got planned, a quiet night in talking to a friend by phone or are you meeting up with your friends and going out somewhere?''A bit of both actually, I am talking to. He wasn't sure if being a woman was the solutionto his internal dilemma or his external happiness. Well, having the summerto think about it should help.Frankie worked for a while then decided to go get dressed when he heardHelen stirring. It was a weekday and he had nothing on his plate. Hewanted to spend the day working on his writing. As he went upstairs, hestopped in the kitchen to pour Helen a cup of coffee and make her amuffin.As he shuffled up the stairs, he wondered where life would lead. “Here, give me the broom I’ll show you how it works.”Drunk in France-true eventThis actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was totally drunk.A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking.With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches there-after.Quite upset, the policeman. Joan rapped her hand on her desk for attention, and with a crispness of tone, she snapped: "I hardly see anything funny, and I assure you, class attitude will count in the final grade you get! M-Mickey? Will you put the film on, please!"Mickey Hagen arose slowly, still grinning. "Why, yeah, Miss Frazer. I'll be right proud to do anything you want!"Swaggering, he took the can and went to the projector at the rear of the room. Then, hidden by the large machine, he reached down to the enclosed.