" Thanks, and I almost don?t know what to say," said Kenny, softly smilingas Ryan stepped back away from him. "You really are the most beautifulgirl I...ve ever seen, and thanks for making this the best night of mylife." I?m sure it wasn?t, and not even close, but that?s so sweet of you tosay," replied Ryan, stepping back in for one last kiss. "I?m flattered,but I?m just an ordinary girl like the rest of us. Good night." Good night." Kenny stared at him as he walked off, talking to himself."And. “Hi,” she said, almost in an embarrassed way.“Hi, back,” I replied. “That must have been one hell of a midterm.”“O, no it was a cinch; I was out of there in 30 minutes. I decided to go on back to my place and freshen up some and lost track of time.” She hesitated a second, then she said, “No, that’s not entirely true. Ben, is it oaky if we go inside and talk a little?”“Sure, come on in,” I said opening the door for her. Her hesitation and her confession that she had not told the truth. [Status: Finished!]Xenobiological Morphosis (or alternately; Aliens Gone Wild!) - A bungled alien experiment leaves an unknowing human test subject with a small growing problem that the women around him can't keep their hands off... and it might be infectious. A silly, ridiculous, funny story about a guy who keeps getting attacked by the suddenly cock-hungry women around him. God, but that title name is awful though... I'll take any suggestions with anything better in the comments. [Status:. In any case, I takePCR/DNA tests regularly. I will take a blood sample for you, as I nowwish also to test you."He jabs my forearm expertly and draws a sample of my blood. He takesout another syringe, fills it with a fluid from a vial. "You are going to need this. What I have to do next is going to hurt alittle." He pricks the needle in my arm and injects me. The rush isinstantaneous. The filthy room takes on a warm glow, the sleazy medicoseem like an old friend, and the battling regions.