Janice and I sensed their feelings of supposedaggrievement for we were next to each other on the inside of the twobridal trains and we were free to ch...t."They looked pretty pissed of," I whispered to Janice."So would you if you knew that you stood to lose a huge inheritance notto mention a title." D'you think they'll make a fuss or something; you know, when VicarRachel asks 'if anybody here objects to the blessing'?" Naa-ah," shrugged Janice dismissively, "It's all legal, and it's a. . Sometimes I feel tingling in my... my... chest, and sometime there's an itch in my... my pee-hole that doesn't stop for a long time." She lowered her head.Mike couldn't believe his luck; this is his golden chance. His gorgeous naive cousin is asking for help with her horniness."Alright Joyce, when do you feel this tingling and itchiness?" Uh... sometime when I see people kissing on television or in the street. I have no idea why. Is there something wrong with me?" Joyce pleaded with her. I had put on MTV on the television, so I had some music while doing my assignment for algebra. I was concentrating on my exercise when suddenly..."Hi naughty girl."From the voice, I knew that it was a boy, and by what he had said, I immediately knew who it was. I looked to the back of the house and saw that Patrick was standing there at the door opening from the kitchen to the living room."Hi handsome," I said, "come in, but give me a minute, I'm almost done with my homework."While I went on. I deliberately hadn’t kept them ‘in the loop’ and if it came to it, asking them for help would be embarrassing and appear woefully negligent. I had built up my career only to throw it away on a whim. A labour of love – ‘a fool’s errand,’ I could hear them say. Thankfully it hadn’t come to that yet, but there was still the immediate prospect of running out of funds at the most expensive time of the year. I didn’t want to skimp on presents, so threw caution to the wind and hammered my own credit.