"I'm really sorry to spring this on you Dot but could we have a coupleof pots of tea please and an assortment of sandwiches?" Of course Joy. And will ...r Simpson and the other gentleman be stayingfor their evening meal too?" No Dot not today, actually this evening it will probably only beAlice, Terri, Andi and I believe that Chris will be staying also," Dotcould tell that something was about to happen as Joy was usually a lotmore jovial."I'll get started on your teas now Joy." Thank you,. ” She’s been doctorin’ in her spare time fer a few years now, and I reckon she can doctor up there with the best of ‘em these days. She even throws in a full service, and gives folks a free tea-leaf readin’ after their doctorin’ session is done. So, that’s all about Granma McCutcheon, straight up. Anyway, this here story starts a ways back one time when I was stayin’ over at Uncle Abe’s place, so’s I could help with the shingles on the roof. We was up on that roof all mornin’, and it was. I had always fantasised about the whole schoolgirlfetish like most guys, but I'd never imagined being the one wearing theoutfit!The uniform was a white blouse, blue and white pleated skirt, blue andwhite sweater, a navy blue blazer tailored for girls, black stockingsthat covered the whole leg, a blue and white tie and black ballet flatsfor shoes. It was the typical school girl getup, and I was expected towear it for the foreseeable future. I couldn't do this.I opened the door of the room and. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the table ... no matter how good his manners are.PERSONAL H YGIENE1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if.