To our delight, he was keen on the idea. We arranged a dinner date at a nice restaurant so he and I could get to know each other and make sure we were...all comfortable with the idea. I really liked Paul and we got on very well. My wife and Paul were making out under the table and the looks between them said it all. She rode with Paul in his car as we all headed for our house.We settled into the lounge room for some after-dinner drinks. My wife sat between Paul and me and took turns in kissing. " Don't tell me you actually like prison food." You get used to it. The chicken curry on Thursdays was a real delight." Should you be hanging around the playground?" I'm a reformed character, Mister Penrose. My psychologist Miss Chambers says so." Well, it must be true then." Penrose shook his head in disbelief.Gordon White had been cautioned countless times for exposing himself to teenage girls. He'd eventually served nine months of a two-year custodial sentence and earned a permanent presence. Vertical: Causing dizziness.Surface Area: Where the waitress will bring your food.Why do the Pope and the Cardinals wear skullcaps (as do all Orthodox Jews)? Because when they reach that level in the Catholic hierarchy, they tell them the truth.A Rabbi and a Priest were discussing professional advancement. The priest said that with qualified priests, they can become monsignors.The rabbi asked, “And then what?”“Well”, said the priest, “if they’re really qualified, they can become bishops.”The. *For the next few days mom was very quiet and often deep in thought. On the following Friday as I left for school she asked me if I was going out that night and when I replied no, she smiled and told me to have a good day.When I got home after football practice mom's car was in the drive and when I got in the house she was in the kitchen cooking. She looked gorgeous with a white blouse showing her cleavage and a very short blue skirt. "Dinner in 30," she said, "so you have got time for a.