” John shouted over the music. With trembling hands, I undid the button on the waistband of my skirt and while my hips swayed and I danced about I l...t the skirt fall to my ankles. I stepped out of it and kicked it off the table I knew that there was already a damp spot between my legs. I wasn’t just turned on I was on fire!As I danced about standing there in my white lingerie I could see the men crowded around the table now all watching me as I moved looking at that ever increasing dampness on. I could only hope nobody would tell her about our adventure. I sat in the chair and promptly fell asleep. I must have been asleep for all of fifteen minutes when I heard my loving bride snap at me ‘why have you got a baby blanket glued to you and what have you been up to now?’ I tried to explain that it wasn’t really my fault. I told her all about the Creature from the Black Lagoon, the witchy nurse, being pooped on, getting lost (well I didn’t really say we had been lost — just that we took. Was she going to be angry? Was she going to be tired? Did she remember the reason why she'd left me? All these questions ran across his mind but he was too scared to think of any of their answers.He reached the house in less than ten minutes. He almost had several accidents but didn't care a damn about them. He just wanted to get there as soon as possible."Thia!" he called the moment he entered the house, he was too busy to even turn off his car, he just jumped out of it and like a crazy person. She had an elaborate fictional history of Joy’s life. She used to live in NYC, but moved to Denver, where she lived with her sister now. They lived only a few blocks away from me. There were stories of ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, a marriage that lasted 3 tumultuous months. She hinted at having been a cam girl or a stripper at one time, but she kept the details vague. I kept to the truth for the most part. My life sounded rather boring compared to Joy’s. Out of the blue she asked me if I had.