.."I'lltell you what. Let's make a deal. You let me help you get all fixed up,then we'll go to dinner somewhere, and if nobody recognizes you as a boy...then you'll have no reason not to go to the showing. If someone does saysomething, then we can call it quits. How's that?" I...I...I've never, what I mean is, I never left the house before!" Then it'll be like an adventure, won't it?" And dad doesn't care?" He cares a lot. In fact, he did everything he could so that you wouldn'thave to be there.. The young man smiled, nodded and left me.It took a long time to untangle my hair. More than once I swore under my breath when I was struggling with a really bad strand.Finally, I had managed it and put the brush back. All of the bottles contained dog shampoo. I sniffed at most of them, settled on one of them and smiled. Then I looked once more over the shelves. No razor, at least none suitable for my purpose. The dog trimmer would not do. Shrugging I went over to the hose, turned on the. Just you, me and the great outdoors. We have taken a trip to Maine, just to be alone. I have rented a cabin for the weekend, deep in the woods. Isolation. We go into to the cabin, which is tastefully decorated in rustic fashion. There is a bottle of wine on the table, left by the owners, telling us to enjoy our time. You seem a little overwhelmed by all of this. We grab the bottle and take a stroll to the waterfront, hand in hand. The trees have just started to turn for the fall season with a. "What did we do?" She stared at him in shock. "How could you let this happen?" How could I...?" Jason stared at her like he was stupid. "Oh man... I knew you were drunk, but were you really that drunk?" I don't even remember leaving the bar," she shook her head."Then you didn't mean any of what you said?" Jason feigned suprise. "and wait a minute, I was told you were getting yourself straight and sober. Coming home drunk and seducing your nephew doesn’t sound like sober, but if it’s.