Mere dost ne mere taraf dekha aur kaha, “Tujhe neend aa rahi hai kya?” Maine kaha nahi. Mummy ne mujhe dekha aur kaha, “Haan lag raha hai jaise ...u baithe baithe so raha hai.” Abhishek ne dhire se kaha, “Tu so ja jake agar tujhe neend aa rahi hai.”Main samajh gaya tha aaj ye meri mummy ko chodne ka plan bana raha hai. Aur isi liye ye itna drink karne bol raha hai. Abhishek shayad jaan chuka tha ki main ab control se bahar hu. Shayad woh jan buch ke mujhe aise drink kara raha tha bada peg bana ke. If I had to choose between you two right now, I would be stumped. If either of you told me that we had to get married, I’d be finding a way to buy a ring. You two are one of the best things to ever happen to me. I value your friendship and want us to stay close. Do I love you two, damn right? Do I want to get married already? Hell no, I’m too young and dumb to be a husband yet. I’m with you, let’s just keep having fun and enjoy each other.”“You’ll never have to choose between us. I think we are. Walking away I unzipped my coat, under I weared a slinky black dress walking on black high heels shoes. My limousine was very close to the Church, the chauffeur waiting for us. “We go to the cemetery Bruno, slowly, please follow the hearse”.“Boys, this evening we will have an adventure, I will help you in discovering new bad things. Be open-minded and you will feel very horny and perverted. Nobody will know about our experience, you will never tell anyone our big secret, Ok?”“Ok Auntie” they. I stopped into a 7-11 to get a Red Bull and when I was backing out of the parking spot I accidently backed into another car that was behind me and put a dent in the door. I was like, fuck, I'm too drunk to deal with this shit.So I get out and the driver gets out, it's this black guy and then his two black friends get out too. He looks at the dent in his door and says hes gonna call the cops and says he can tell that I'm wasted. I really didn't want to go to jail! So even though I'm drunk I can.