Nothing bad, nothing to go running to the general with sexual harassment charges about. Just the odd remark about how I looked good, how motherhood su...ted me. Or more often, the overheard whispers between guys who wished they'd been the ones impregnating me. I just ignored it, smiling inwardly and taking it as a compliment, and got on with my job.And now that I was home I was going to get on with something else. I'd discovered by accident that Jack really loved my breast milk. I'd been leaking. I desperately hoped I hadn't given anything away during the drunkenafternoon.When we got back to the house we tried to sneak up to Fred's rooms toavoid my mother, but she had seen the car and was quick to interceptus. She was furious when she saw the state I was in. She made us givea blow by blow account of the afternoon and was only slightly mollifiedwhen I explained that I had hardly any conversation with anyone sheknew. She hit the roof again when I admitted to getting blotto withfour. As our flats are opposite, our balconies are opposite too and we are on the top floor of the apartment. I searched her from my balcony but didn’t find her, so I started smoking my joint and I was pretty high in sometime.I have a habit of watching porn when I’m high. So I brought my laptop to the balcony with my beanbag and started watching porn. I was only on boxers then. I was enjoying the cool breeze with porn and a joint. I saw the lights getting switched off in her kitchen, which means. }"Could I see your title and registration please?" Certainly, officer." I opened the front door and then the glove box. I handed him the title and registration. He took them and started looking them over."Can I ask why you are questioning me, officer?" No... Why are you in town, young man?" We're here for Sam Mullet's funeral." What are you to Sam Mullet?" Nothing to Sam. We're friends of his daughter, Angie. We're trying to help her get through this. We didn't meet Mrs. Mullet until.