When did you meet her?’ Jason: ‘Last month while traveling in France. I was on assignment and stopped by to visit my grandparents in Paris. I saw ...er under the Eiffel Tower, thought she was a hot Parisian and started talking to her in French. She told me she didn’t understand what I was saying and that if I was hitting on her then we could grab a coffee and see what happened afterwards. We’ve been together ever since. Man, I’m in love.’ I think he is too. I don’t know if I could meet someone. He must be one of the pyrotechnicians, I figured. I thought briefly of striking up a conversation with him. After all, how often does one get a chance to talk to an actual fireworks lighter? I was pretty sure he would be more interesting to talk to than anyone else at the party. But then the whispered conversation with the bartender took on the tone of negotiation. They bantered back and forth for a few minutes and then some money exchanged hands, moving from the Ukrainian's to the bartender's.. I stroked as I sniffed and wiped the knickers across my face. I was gently pumping my tool and lowered the knickers and wrapped them around it – it was heaven but I was imaging being inside her knickers for real when I heard a gentle cough…Excuse me? She said. I froze. What the hell do you think you’re doing? Her voice sounded mad, which to be honest would be fair enough – you walk in to find your lodger wanking into your knickers you are probably entitled to be a little mad. I turned,. I was still waiting for him to hand out my sentence.“You say that I have a choice, but you aren’t giving me a choice,” Tiffany threw her hands up in frustration.“It may have been a poor choice of words to say choice. I meant to say that you made a choice to behave as you did. You violated our trust and privacy. You could have potentially hurt your little brother. He might have choked or had his circulation cut off. He could have fallen and broken his back or bitten down on his penis. You could.