4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings...”5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and...‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better. She laughed out loud as she got off of the bed I think he's ready. I saw Sarah and Jake standing in the doorway and couldn't imagine what was going on.Jake went behind me and I could hear him removing his cloth's Just as I did I saw Sarah and Michelle standing next to each other.Then I felt bed move and something big and warn on my ass, OH God it's not Jake? Jake began to laugh as he realized I knew what was happening pressing his massive cock into my anus I tried to fight, but Jake kept. Sitting near the top of the hill I'd climbed when I shot the elk, we could see the wagons coming long before they reached us. We mounted up and rode to meet them.Ab was out in front, as usual. He rode on ahead when he saw us. "Did you find the creek?" he asked."We never really got there," I said. "I spotted an elk back over that hill there and I put him down. Tess, why don't you go back and get mom. Tell Caleb we need a pack saddle on Jughead." I'll go with her," Millie said.When they were. I'll call you right back." He can stay with us, if he doesn't mind sleeping on the couch," Tina said.I called Fred back. He was quite surprised, but accepted. A week later he showed up and moved into our living room in our one bedroom one bath apartment. It was a little cramped but we all got along very well. I noticed Fred staring at Tina all the time, it was quite obvious. I didn't say anything to Tina.One evening when I came home I saw Fred standing at the bathroom door. He quickly.