(the truth begins like all truths,...simple enough)Born in 1969, in the Denver General Hospital to Gary, and Mary at Nine Thirty three PM on November ...3rd.When mom's water broke, and the contractions had begun Dad was already tipsy.Mom says dad had to stop on the way for cigs, and got so caught up in telling the cashier about my arrival that it took twenty minutes to get a damned smoke. In her impatience to get to the hospital, and Dad's inability to shut the fuck up in a crisis she got out to. “I was wondering if you wanted to come over and watch a movie or something.” He wasn’t quite looking at me, but off into the distance. It was kind of cute. “Sure, why not.” I was nervous too but managed to smile at him. “8pm?” “Sounds great.” This time he looked at me and was smiling ear to ear. “See you then.”I closed the door and walked back toward Carly. She seemed annoyed but we continued the lesson until she spoke.“Have you... Have you ever slept with a guy before?” “No,” I said. “I’d. .. At every opportunity, Carole and I are committed nudists, I walk around naked and often of course my mother in law has seen me, when I forget she’s visiting, Carole suggested that – nudist - but a bit prudish as far as family are concerned. I have seen her look down at my cock as we brushed past each other as I dash, in a panic to the bedroom at the sound of her voice at the front door. Knowing that she has seen me makes me quite horny when I’m in there. Wanking, I muse about leaving the. “Officer, helmet, please!”The officer stepped forward, unsure what to do with it since Phil was facing the street. Abe waved for an intercept, so he threw it to him.“Hold on, let them come to us,” Phil yelled, so the audience could hear. As he waited, the crowd watched with bated breath to see what was happening. A moment later he said, “take the one on the right,” in a quiet whisper. He then swung his cane in a two-handed swing like a big-league batter, the impact making a satisfying “thwunk”.