" At this all three of us broke out into uproarious laughter causing Inge to put her forefinger to her lips and point towards the door. After about fi...e minutes Inge wiped my testes and pubis dry with the towel and stood back to admire her handiwork. "Not bad if I say so myself. During the war I did this for soldiers hundreds of times." With a look at Adalind went on, "Now this last bit can be tricky and so I'd like you to hold his penis upright and stiff while I shave off the hair around the. Lola blushed as she remembered her first recalling the bite in the middle of lesson in the morning and letting out a squeal. 'I have a brilliant idea!' declared Ashleigh interrupting Lola's thoughts again. 'Why don't I ask Damian to bring his fit friend from Mechanics?! Then we can double! I know you have work tonight but if we go early you'll still have time so don't even try and weasel out of it!' She beamed smugly at Lola.Crap, she thought, there's no way I can get out of it after telling. Taking off all his armor was first on his thought, as it was bulky and he had not expected to be wearing it this long. He fought as any noble should, as it was a nobles' birth right to shed blood for the people he protected. His mother had always told him, "You live once, you die once, so might as well reap every seed sown." But he had heard from others that wasn't how it was said. "You live once, you die once, you marry once, and you love once." Which to him, as scholarly as he was, made. Nobody tripped and broke their legs. Nobody accidentally shot a squad mate. We transported back up to the Tawara and held an all-hands debrief about what went wrong and what went right. My baptism into the dirty diaper club was celebrated. (Yes, I did soil myself. No, I am not ashamed to admit it.)The next day, we did it again. And again. And again. It worked to desensitize me to the sight of Dickheads. Kind of. We started getting through the exercise in a timely and military manner.After.