The navigation system of my car started to behave funny ... and I crashed into a bridge. The speedometer indicated 267 mph. That was the last I saw be...ore the airbags knocked me out. I was still conscious when they tried to get me out of the car. My body felt alien, as if it was ... transformed into something else. I had to bear the sight of my left foot resting comfortably ... on my breasts. The paramedics somehow managed to ... unfold me." Nicole, I think you should rest and forget..." I want. .. You name it, and she could fix it.I was finally done with the last of my bigger mowers. It was a self-propelled one, with a wheeled platform you stood on, that was towed behind it. I used it on the bigger jobs. Seemed to run fine to me, but Brenda intercepted it."Didn't you hear it while it was running? Sheesh! You must be deaf," Brenda said to me."Hear what? It sounded fine to me," I replied."Good thing you hired me to look after you! You would have had a very expensive piece of junk, if. She left and said she would be right back. Ten minutes became twenty, and twenty became thirty, and eventually, she had been gone for almost an hour. She wasn't answering her phone because the service at these frat houses is awful, so I decided to walk over there. Stupid, I know, but what else could I do? I just wanted to make sure she was ok. I went to open the door but it was locked, so I knocked. Mike's fraternity buddy Rashad opened the door - he was definitely the toughest kid in the frat.. I searched and searched, scouring the ground with my eyes and fingers. My hope was that if I found the speck of crystal, just maybe I could glue it back, and all would be well. I'd have my honor restored. And then, a miracle, I did find the tiny piece. How happy I was! Almost ecstatic. But some ecstasy lasts only a moment. Just as I was about to rise to my feet, one final boulder fell from the sky, one last heavenly insult. Your beautiful cup-- crushed. Crushed beyond recognition." These things.