Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.Q: How does a man ...how he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one.Q: What’s the cure for marriage?A: Alcoholism.Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast?A: Because it does not have to stop to change colorQ: How do you get a computer drunk?A: A Screenshot of Tequila.Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats. As he pushed, the hard knob started to open me and slowly slid into my sphincter. Even with the preparation, it felt like my ass hole was being slit with a razor and I wriggled and bucked. The cock was relentless and it pushed past my unwilling muscle, stretching me wide and wide like a red hot poker in my stomach. As I bucked, the pressure grew, the pain intensified and I felt tears in my eyes until suddenly the pain subsided and the cock was fitting into me. I took a breath and steadied. It was deep and passionate. She could taste the saltiness of his sweat mixed with the fruity alcoholic punch. It was intoxicating, to say the least. As they made out, his hand moved down to cup her ass under the leg of her short shorts and pulled her tightly to him. Leon broke their embrace and took hold of Stacey's hand. As he began to guide her away from the crowd, Stacey's anticipation of what was to come began to grow.He took her around the side of the house where it was dark but dimly lit. I could see his cock already straining in his jeans. As he reached my pussy, which was already dripping wet I spread my legs and slid to the edge of the seat to give him easier access to my clit. As his fingers started to rub, I got a wave of pleasure. God… how I had missed him! He tried to carry on a conversation… about what I know not… as his fingers from one hand twisted my nipple while the fingers from his other hand plunged into my pussy and played with my clit. It was all I could do not.