" When I think of all those problems that come with having a family, I'll tell you, I don't want any part of it. I mean here you are trying to get alo...g with a cranky wife with kids screaming in your ears all the time. Why it's enough to make one commit suicide, and who needs that? Now look at me ... I mean not now since that awful thing happened to me but before. I don't even know who my parents are, and it hasn't hurt me any.I did have a girl once, and let me tell you it was great but I had. "My friend, I have very much missed seeing you. A table for two, or is someone joining you for lunch?" It's just the two of us," Constance replied as she embraced her friend, "Unless you and Phaninath can join us? Aswani, this is my good friend, Judith."After acknowledging the introduction Aswani led the pair to a quiet table where she declined with, "I am so sorry, but we are shorthanded today. Maybe Phaninath and I can join you some other time? What can I get you to drink?"Before Aswani. I was soon besieged by people wanting to know, who was Darth Vader. I would not speak only making a shessssing sound. No matter how hard they tried, I would not speak. Two people went above and beyond in their efforts to get me to speak. One was a very tall Jolly Green Giant and the other was Sleeping Beauty. Yet no one could figure out who was Darth VaderAs the night wore on, the Jolly Green Giant worked me into a corner and told me he had a fantasy of sucking Darth Vader’s cock. I was. I had saved for the last few months and yet again I was ready for a trip to `the pussy salon` I won`t bore you with details of dressing or breakfasting, and it will suffice to say that my hubby Melvin, was off on another trip today, the k**s staying with my mother, for the week no doubt out riding on their favourite ponies once more, and I was dressed ready for my punishing adventure once I had dropped of Melvin, at the airport, still unaware poor soul of what I as his wife, was about to.