They started talking in Chinese. I was only able to pick out a few phrases here and there. The ugly friend thought I was cute. The other wanted to kno... if they should ditch us here. Everything else was melodic tones and quick exchanges. My hands had drifted to her legs and ass and I enjoying touching her while her friends watched with smirks on their faces. They left and started dancing again. I decided to up the ante a little. I pulled her close to me kissing her and slipped my hand down her. “Hey you motherfucker, where’s my fucking girl, I ought to be your ass” douche bag said to me.“Hey bro what’s up, glad you could make it in time for the ass beating were about to lay on these kids.” Tyler said to me.And then it was on, I got straight up into the face of douchebag and threw a right hook right into his jaw, which sent him sailing. Just as I was about to get on top of him and start pounding the shit out of him, his two friends grabbed me by the arms and pulled me back, sending me. Andréa went off, screaming at me that I couldn’t do that to her, that two wrongs don’t make a right, and that if I loved her I would stay at home and work things out with her. I looked at her, walked over and picked her up off the floor, hugged her, kissed her, and told her that I thought the Holiday Inn would be the best place for the four of us to stay. She ran to the bedroom and slammed the door behind her. It was on the cool side around my house for next two weeks. We didn’t say 10 words to. For one, I was excited that this guy was posting ads for someone to fuck his wife. I started imagining how my wife would react if I did this. Would she go for it? Would she be pissed? I started wondering if the wife even knew about the ad. Another thing that got me was this guy saying that his wife was willing to do almost anything. My wife had all sorts of boundaries, so a woman who was willing to try new shit sounded right up my alley.I didn’t know how to respond to the ad. I usually just.