I will leave the door slightly open and the lights will be off. Crawl in beside the bed. When I act like I fell off the bed you take my place fucking ...y wife. She will be too drunk to notice. I will try to get her in doggy position just in case." Jason explained."Sounds cool, I am looking forward to it. See you tonight." The voice said."Ok see you then Brandon." Jason said as he hung up the phone.Christine was in shock. She wanted to go upstairs and beat her husband to death. She almost cried,. I said, “Let’s go out to the trailer, look around, and determine if there is any news available.”We stumbled to the door and went out. I blocked the door to keep it from locking. Misty looked at me with a question. “That’s to keep the door from locking closed. Our key cards might not work without power.” She nodded.We went to the trailer and entered. I started the TV while Sharon operated the radio looking for a local station. I found a satellite with the dish first and it had HLN still. I got a call about someone in this cars description acting suspicious but now I can see why."A female cop was standing in the window. "Get out of the car." She barked at me.I scrambled out of the back seat, trying to cover myself with my hands as much as I could. The cop was about half a foot taller than me, curvier than me too. "What's your name?"“Tanya ######." I said. I hope I won't get arrested."Well, Tanya, I might let this slid if you can do something for me." Anything." She slowly went. LD began, "It refers to the size of my genitals. LD stands for 'LongDong'". Bobbie began to blush. She said, "Ohhhh." Every one kept smilingand looking at Bobbie. After a pause she said, hesitantly, "Well, how longis it?" LD's face took on a more serious look as he asked, "Do you meanright now?" Bobbie croaked, "I mean, how long does it get?" LD proudlyanswered, "f******n inches!" Bobbie shook her head and said, "I don'tbelieve it." LD looked offended by Bobbie's skepticism. He said, "You.