"Ron said to Hermione, "How can you girls stand this long hair, it isalways getting in the way." She was pushing her hair out of the waywhile she was ...ating.Hermione said, "That is what these are for." he handed Ron a scrunchieand Ron put her hair in a ponytail.About a half hour later Professor Dumbledore came back with MadamPomphry. She said, "Of all my years of being here I have never seenanything like this." She started to laugh.Harry, Ron and Hermione said at once, "Stop laughing, this. “Dinner smells nice, Mistress.” I sat down beside her and we ate dinner as we watched TV. Once we finished I took the plates back to the kitchen before I sat back down. As we continued watching the TV she moved close to me, resting her head on my shoulder. I began stroking her hair as we sat there, until I felt her hand rubbing up my legs and thigh.“Were you wanting something my pet?” I said, grinning down at her. “You're pet's gotten herself all worked up thinking about you, Mistress” I. ?Okay. Hop off. No sense getting dressed, I’ll be back in a couple of minutes.After she dismounted, he lifted the ‘saddle’ off the horse. He had not actually modified the horse itself, but had manufactured a kind of cap that fit over the top. When the ‘saddle’ was removed, the original wedge remained. He carried the saddle into the spare bedroom and she heard his saber saw burring loudly.For the next two hours, he kept repeating the process, making her climb astride the saddle and gingerly. “Let me guess… Melanie Edwards?”“How’d you know? Did she call you?”“No, but I know you, and I know her. I figured you’d choose her because she’s a helpless romantic that believes all relationships can be saved.”“Well, so do I—especially ours,” I replied, holding my wife by the shoulders and looking in her face. I tried to kiss her, but she turned away.“Jack, I think you’re going to regret doing this. There are things about me you don’t know and don’t ever want to know. Why can’t you just accept.