."Victor said, "What tipped you off?"Karen said, "I am a cop remember. I saw at times nail polish on yournails when you are Victor. Also traces of Lip...tick on your lips."Victor said, "You know I am hard up for cash and the owner didn't wanthire anyone new. The owner did not want give me any more hours."Karen said, "Yes that is true. In fact you are very good at what youdo. Be you Vickie or Victor."Victor said, "Thank you. You know this is a gay bar."Karen said, "Yes I do. That is why I come. . I’m 51 years old, and I’m dead keen to have sex with a dog!”We cut to a montage of her walking along the main shopping strip of East Kilbride, pointing things out to the camera, intercut with her being interviewed at home, and the occasional still photo of her with family when she was growing up, or with friends on holiday, etc. We don’t hear anything about the city, because we’re listening to her story in voice-over.“On the surface of things, I’ve had a very normal life ... Nice parents,. My black lover Jerome could not come to fuck me; but he had sent one of his youngest mates, a handsome guy called Shawn. Of course no time to lose in preliminaries; just wild sex fuck.I was with this nice guy in my bedroom, when I heard footsteps coming from the stairs.I looked over to see my loving husband Victor watching me from the doorway. My legs were wrapped tightly around the back of the muscular body of my brand new lover Shawn. I was biting my lower lip and my fingernails were digging. I jacked off in the office restrooms a few times as I became aware of the new found feeling. The next step was to introduce the baby powder technique to someone else; a guy that I used to jack off with. My jack off friend wanted to relax and shoot his load and he asked me to make him cum rather than watch each other so I decided to share my baby powder treat with him that evening. I asked him if he ever masturbated with baby powder and he said, "No, never,…interesting." We jacked off dry handed.