"Oh, mine is Teagen," I muttered back as I went on unpacking. "I'll be gone all night so the room is all yours I guess and no funny shit either, I lik... it nice and clean," he exclaimed. With a simple nod of my head, I acknowledged his request. As I dug deeper and deeper into my sea-bag I struck gold!I found all my skimpy little outfits I could have sworn I'd left behind in Maryland! Happy as could be knowing that I had a room all to myself for the first time in three months I rushed to the. The crib had a large pinkmattress decorated with dancing babies, dogs and cats that I could lie onas long as I curled up my legs a bit. Karen said, "That's a good baby." We need the mobile," Kristina said and she turned and left the roomcoming back a minute later with a mobile of little teddy bears that sheattached to the headboard of the crib and wound up and set running. As Iwatched the bears dancing to lullaby music, Kristina began unbuttoning myshirt and then she and Karen had me sit up. Women do, I've heard." Oh, come on, how impersonal is that. That's a dick, not loving." Yeah, I suppose you're right. Has she tried an online service to meet people?" She says she has and that it's a bit like a meat market. Most of the guys just wanted a quick fuck and a home-cooked meal. Not necessarily in that order, according to Mom." Well, maybe I can think of some guy at work." You know, Doug, there is a guy where you work that might just be the right one." Now, you don't mean Fred. The elf woman thought about it for a second then says quite confidently. "You have the look of a dishonored military general who used cruel and inhumane methods on the battlefield and is now a fugitive bandit king fighting every day to survive now that your men have abandoned you for a new bandit king after years of failure as a bandit King, because you still are haunted by your past wanting nothing, but the best for your men with the least amount of civilian casualties to somehow make up for.