Lisa was standing facing me with her arms spread, as Joanne did herthing with the measuring tape. "Joanne, don't you love Bethany's slip?"she said. "... was wondering where you found that!" Joanne said. "I tried finding afull slip at the mall last week and they're just impossible to find!" Really?" Lisa asked."The saleslady said that women just don't buy them anymore." That's a shame," Lisa said. "I think that Bethany's black slip looksvery sexy."Joanne looked at me and nodded in agreement. . At first, Lamar stared at me. He was absolutely stunned at my exhibitionist behavior. In an act of defiance, I picked up my clothes and threw them into my bedroom. I tossed my shoes in the room for good measure. Speechless, Lamar watched me sit back down on the couch. It felt good to strip down to just a t-shirt. The heat of the night was oppressive."Dude," said Lamar, "You're almost naked."I shrugged my shoulders."Relax," I said, "No one's come to visit us." You don't know that," said. Guys don’t appreciate some of the challenges a girl goes through to select the right dress. I pulled down a black velvet and tulle gown. Full skirt and a high collar, it was more for a formal ball. Next was a white satin and lace dress. I held it against me, and looked down. Too boring. I pulled down a short black satin circle skirt and matching white silk blouse. As I held the skirt in place, I could see the tops of my thigh high hose. My husband would love it in private, but it was. .. the me I am behind the bedroom doors. The me I am when I let down the act."I listened to Mom as she talked. This was a side of her I never knew!"Jimmy, before this goes any further, we need to talk and you need to know a few things about your dear old mother..." she began to explain her scandalous, immoral past."Son, I'm afraid your mother isn't the woman you know. I'm not the pure, unspoiled, classy lady that you know me as. Truth is, I'm just the opposite. You see, when your father and I.