Pullik, cursing all the while, stalked toward Danny. Laughing at her, he backpedaled to stay just out of reach. After they had played that game for ab...ut ten yards, she started kicking at him."The law says I can't lay a hand on a child, but I can still kick the living shit out of you." Danny just laughed some more."That's not what the law says, is it?" Terry asked."No," I said, "but she has many strange ideas." This I knew from conversations I'd overheard between her and my mother.Finally, the. “How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.”“No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the. ..then, before Leroy Jenkins could react, Bill Brasky carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The iPad was plainly in view. Bill Brasky stared at Leroy Jenkins for what what must've been six nanoseconds. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Leroy Jenkins groped flamboyantly in Bill Brasky's direction, clearly desperate. Bill Brasky grabbed the iPad and bolted for the door. It was locked. Leroy Jenkins let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing,. Again she wondered about her 'punishment'. Although she knew somewhat what happened behind the closed doors of a D/s relationship, she didn't know what to expect from Jeff and his blonde girlfriend Stephanie. She had seen how Jeff punished Stephanie earlier but Michelle hadn't signed on for that kind of abuse. Deep down inside Michelle believed he would keep to his word about her limits, she hoped.Jeff left the two girls to their own thoughts as they lay hogtied beside each other on the dining.