Second: “No, it’s Thursday”Third: “So am I. Let’s go for a beer.”What goes across a lake at 100mph? ... A motor pike and sidecarp.I used t... love farm vehicles, but not anymore - I’m an ex-tractor fanI was frantically pacing outside the maternity ward today.Just so everyone thinks I’ve actually had sex.Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids. 29. Go to Florida.30. Visit the National Parks.Over the next couple years, I began scratching off many of the items onmy list. Some of the stuff I found to be pretty enjoyable, while othersturned out to be things I'd never try again. I found that I enjoyedplaying the guitar, but riding a motorcycle wasn't really for me.Having saved up quite a bit of money over the years and havingaccumulated quite a bit of vacation time, I knocked out some of thetravel items over a couple summers. Several. "We returned to the table, only this time, Tyler pulled his chair around beside mine. The sides of our legs pressed as we dug into the food.Sex, lots of sex, gets a guy hungry. We plowed through everything in minutes and gazed at the empty plates."I could eat more," I said sadly."Me, too," Tyler agreed. "I'm thinking about eating the leftover butter and jelly." His eyes suddenly shot to me, and he got a wild grin. I suspected what was coming. Alexander's body sauce gave him the idea.Scooping up. Assured that the park was empty enough he could keep watching, he looked back at her as she stopped and retrieved something from her handbag.Acting as if he were going about picking up trash, Trevor watched as Samantha pulled out a bag. Must be a snack, he told himself while continuing to watch. He watched her open her mouth and eat some of the bag’s contents. A slight tingle ran through his body as he watched her bend forward slightly. Concentrating on her backside, he hoped for a glimpse of.