As a wise man once said, 'this is a two-bedroom apartment.'"I sat down and hugged her. "Thanks," she said softly, muffled against my chest.She stood u... and straightened her bathrobe. "Help me strip the bed?"In a moment, pillows and blankets were scattered on the floor and her sheets were in the laundry hamper. Forty seconds and a barked shin later, the bed frame was folded into a sofa and pressed against the wall.Nadia stacked the dishes on the coffee table and headed for the kitchen with them.. “I don’t know.” The policeman asked his name. The man’s face now showed panic. “I don’t know.” At that point, paramedics arrived. They checked vital signs and took the handkerchief away to examine the wound. Travis was about to say that the handkerchief was his, when one of the paramedics dumped it unceremoniously into a plastic bag marked ‘Medical Waste’. Travis would have no handkerchief with him that day - not that he would have used the bloody one anyway. He was distraught; he had never. He did his usual check on the internet – climate, cost of travel, living expense, and acceptance of English as an acceptable language. We have had a few surprises at places where, oh my god, not a word of English people would understand and it was so very difficult to explore and communicate. In any case, we hopped on the plane and our journey began with our usual one suitcase each and a backpack. We got to the LAX airport on time and managed to get seated on Emirates without a hitch. Travel. The next thing, Deb asks me to stop, saying she doesn't like it me doing that. I'm busted. She gets up and leaves the room. I think to myself that I'm in deep shit now. She's going to tell Mom for sure. But to my complete shock, she comes back into the lounge Naked with a blanket to lye on.As she lies back down, this time on her back she asks me to take off my clothes off. I do as I'm told because I'm thinking this can only be good from here on in. She tells me to sit between her legs and kiss.