“Really?” he gasped. “Have you seen them…erm, at it?”“Yep,” I replied despondently.“Jeez, man, you lucky ducky,” Bill exclaimed exci...edly. “Tell me about it – all the details. Leave nothing out.”“Look, there’s nothing to tell really. I snuck home early from work, spied through the patio window and watched my wife…you know…give our son a suck.”“Woowzers!” Bill gasped. “That must have been quite a sight. Bet you were as stiff as a screwdriver.”“No, I felt jealous if anything.”“Jealous? Why?”I. " Your father hasn't been interested in my dressing up nice and pretty foran evening out in a long time." I haven't worn my sexier nighties in such a long time, either." He's happy to see me in my flannel nightgowns." How I wish he'd desire to see me in a sexy baby doll." You've got some pretty nighties, Jamie." Have you worn them in front of your boyfriend?" she asked. "Mother," Istarted turning an extremely bright red with embarrassment, "I'm not ahomosexual." Of course not, dear," she. Your peers in the locker rooms will brag, your girlfriends will too. Word gets out baby, and when it does, everyone's going to want to take you on like the new gunfighter in town.” Little would they suspect that my little cowboy was slinging a howitzer on his hip instead of the usual six-shooter. “Well what should I do?” He asked. “Learn to enjoy it. Bask in the fact that you've got something so special it invokes envy and desire in anyone who finds out about it.” . " Then tell me what it is."The one on the left, a cute redhead with a long ponytail and a smatteringof freckles across her nose, glanced at her friend for a second, thenlooked at me."Everyone is wondering what Geoff Barnes did to make you dump him."The pixie-cut blonde next to her nodded. "Did he cheat on you? I mean, Iknow that's completely insane, but it's all we can come up with. You twowere so perfect together."I balled my hands into tiny fists. Dammit, Geoff! Thanks for the.