Should I have told Mona it wasn't Jimmy Stewart? No. She'd be embarrassed and I'd come off as officious. Who cares, anyway?The phone buzzed. "Yes, Mon...?" There are two gentlemen here from The Australian." Good. Show them in." More farce.Luckily I recognized one of the men. "Nice to see you again." Good to see you, though that sling detracts from the 'good'. This is Jacky, my photographer." Hi." Won't you sit down? Did Mona offer coffee?" Yes. Jacky. What do you think?" Sittin' ahind the desk,. KK grins, “You’re right, I did, and I’m sure Stanley knows it, too. I just don’t want to advertise it to the world.”Kathleen gives her husband a toe-curling kiss then slides out from under the covers. She looks for some fresh clothes then realizes they don’t have any. “You know what we forgot?” she asks Kyle.“What’s that?”“We don’t have any fresh clothes or toiletries. We can use the motel soap and shampoo, but we’ll have to wear yesterday’s clothes.”Kyle slaps his forehead with the heel of his. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.“What’s the matter?!? Didn’t I satisfy you when we screwed?” he asked.“It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble,” said the angry woman. “In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, ‘What perfect headlights.’ Then you felt my thighs and murmured, ‘what a smooth finish.’”“What’s wrong with that?” asked the driver.“Nothing, but then you felt my pussy and yelled, ‘who the hell left the garage door. “Maybe my folks forgot it at home. They’ll probably mail it this week. I’ll check with Suzie tomorrow.”That was a very strange phone call. The more I thought about it, the more I wondered, so I called Suzie on an outside line from the base the next day. Suzie told me that they hadn’t packed any presents other than hers, and that she hadn’t seen anything around, and that she would check with our parents when they got home from work. I called her later that night, getting hung up on by Ham in the.