Burns." she handed me the phone. "Hey, boss I'm on your side. I believe you. Don't shoot the messenger," she whispered as she walked out of the office... "What took you so God damned long to get back to me," I asked. "I do occasionally take a vacation," laughed Monty Burns. "Besides, what were my final instructions to you last week before I left?" "Ha ha fucking ha," I said, remembering that he'd told me not into get into any trouble while he was gone. "Alright. ? All the while I could still feel mybig fat turd pushing it?s way down from my bowels and sliding down my shitchute toward the great escape hole at the very end.? My shit hole was so stretched now, gaping sofucking wide that I did not need to give my turd any kind of physical push andwhat a fucking feeling to have that huge turd just slide out of my fat holewith no resistance at all.? The hole sofucking wide now it would just literally fall out my shit hole just like that. I started toimagine. And if not, I know there are plenty of books available to give us ideas!”I chuckled, “You were pretty confident for an inexperienced sixteen-year-old.”“I also happen to be fearless, in case you didn’t notice.”“I hadn’t, but looking back over our interactions, I can see it.”“So, how long?”“I made a commitment to someone that I wouldn’t make any decisions before the end of the semester, and most likely not before the end of the Summer. And, despite your comment about ‘checking all the boxes’ we. Mai: to mare gurya mara bohat daar sa intazar kar rahi thee,Tahira: hain na.Mai: acha g, chalo ab baheya a gaa hayin gurya ka samna.Tahira: baheya plz jaldee jaro muj mai sabar nahi hai.Mai: kaho to tumhara pass a jaon…Tahira: baheya pata ne vo din be aa ga ya nahi aa ga.Mai: next month ana ki koshish karoon ga,Tahira: such?Mai: hain.Tahira: okMai: acha ya nae nighty li hai bohat sundar hai.Tahira: hain vo mom ka sath shopping karna gae thee to mom na dilva dee.Mai: acha zara nighty ko utaro gi.