When he was satisfied they sent me on my way with a handful of greenbacks, a fake passport and driver’s license, a map of the city, and handwritten ...irections to the apartment they’d rented in my name. Of course, there were not any ridesharing apps in 1977, so I walked a few blocks until I could hail a cab. I got in and gave the driver the address. Fortunately, he knew the area since he certainly didn’t have a smartphone or Google maps.The apartment wasn’t fancy, but it had a prime location. The night wore on to the last dance and I had consumed a couple more rounds, to the point where I would say I was slightly over the edge. Linda and I were hitting it off pretty well, exchanging small talk and gossip the way we women do. The guys of course were way out there by now. As the last tune began Linda stood up and asked if I would dance with her. I was in the mood and assumed the only way we could safely dance was with each other, the guys being our business associates and all. So off. I pulled away. I had plans to motherfuck today. I caught my mothers face and looked into her eyes filled with raw lust and the realization that her son was going to be her fuck friend soon added new spice to the thought. I pushed my finger into her mouth and she gulped it and sucked on it. My wife got off moms body and said I want you to ride your mother doggie style and fuck her from behind. That was I can lie down and get her to kiss my cunt, eat my cunt juices while I can see you become a. He had her walk the white line, then while standing with eyes closed, touch her nose with her right and left index finger, she successfully accomplished both, so he did no pursue the DUI charge. He was going to give Sally a warning, but with her attitude he decided to give her a speeding ticket.The officer handed her the citation and she looked at the $350 cost of the ticket. Sally began to berate the young officers stating that; he needed to have the radar gun check and no way was she going to.