So on the wedding night she goes into the bathroom and stuffs the lot up then climbs into bed.Soon things get to the critical point when ‘TWANG’.�...�What the hell was that?” Shouted the new husband.“Don’t worry, darling, that was just my virginity going.”“Well for Christ sake go and catch it” he screamed, “it’s taken my balls with it “.✧ ✧ ✧Young boy was kneeling by his bed saying his prayers with his father listening, “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, goodbye grandpa.”Strange,. Blake saw aliens for the first time. They were thin, man-shaped humanoids, with bulbous heads slightly too large for their bodies. Two were crouching over a third that was lying on the floor. Several others were standing away from his pod, aiming hand-held weapons towards Blake’s survival ball. The cluster of survival ball and aliens was at one end of a large cargo bay, or hangar.“What would you like to bet, that those three are the aliens with the Companions?” Blake asked.“I’m not taking that. .. the Wendy ... the burger is enshrined in its own little box on the entree side of the menu. It’s now a meal ... the sandwich, two patties ... not mashed, homemade caraway seed bun, fresh everyday and toasted on the grill, mayonnaise, lettuce, dill pickle, two cheeses, three strips of bacon and tomato bolted together with a toothpick, has a menu buddy ... Wendy Lite ... one patty. They come with a pint of frothy homemade root beer and a brown paper sack of long cut slightly over done French. What was a normal visit one afternoon to her place, (she had a big 2 bedroom unit to her self), turned into a moment of an unreal experience. I had been binge drinking and called her and asked if she was able to assist me with dinner. I had already bought some food items for her to cook, she gladly said yes and I went over to her place. As I arrived to her place, I had a few left over beers which I brought with me, she is a social drinker and I asked if she wanted any, and she said she had.