"Ok Gabrain, we're going to do a SWOT exercise. Here's how it works. I write down some headings on the paper - I'm putting down strengths, weaknesses,...opportunities and threats - SWOT. Then we consider each one in turn and we shout out anything that comes into our heads that is appropriate to that heading when we think about the security, health and wealth of our lordships. Clear?" Yes, yes it's clear Scott. Come on, let's get on with it, come on!" Okay. Strengths. What strengths do you think. ’ ‘That’s what you say now, but I saw the way the two of you were when you were dancing. As far as you were concerned there wasn’t anyone else in the room but the two of you. Just go away Rob’ and she turned and walked off. I was standing there watching her walk down the hall away from me when a voice from behind me said: ‘My goodness Rob, what did you say to her. She looks pissed.’ I turned and saw Mickey standing there. Without thinking I said, ‘She broke a date with me because I danced with. Tauji k ghar me papa se chudwane k baad hum log dusra din ghar agaye. Aur fir shuru hui papa aur mummy ki atoot chudai. Lagbhag har raat hat din jab mauka mile mummy papa se chudwati. Raat ko main dono k beech me sota tha toh ek raat dekha papa ne mujhe khich k apne jagah pe sula diya hai aur khud mummy k pairon k pass baithe hen. Kamre me bus zero bulb ki light thi. Papa be mummy ka nighty upar uthaya aur uski panty utar kar mummy k sar k taraf fenk di. Par panty mere munh pe giri. Papa ab. Afew minutes later, the DJ started spinning some old disco hits and weboth knew that we had to head back out! As we moved to the beat, I feltlike I was in Fantasyland living a dream as Kelli - a sexy woman outfor a good time without a care in the world. When a slow song finallycame on, I headed toward our table, but Brad took my hand and led meback out. I hesitated for a moment, but then decided that one slowdance wouldn't hurt, and maybe it would be nice to be treated like alady in that way..