“I always thought Max was cool,” said Shelby. Simon stared at her so intently, she said, “What? I did.”“I’m just trying to think if I’ve...ever heard a more patently untrue statement in my life,” said Simon sardonically. “Max and I have been friends since Kindergarten and even I wouldn’t describe him as ‘cool.’ Did you seriously even know who he was before like a month ago?”“Of course. Max is a funny guy,” protested Shelby.“Can you two keep it down?” Alexis hissed from Simon’s other side. “I. I could hear the rest of the class filing in taking their seatsgiggling. Then I heard other voices, thinking that it was the rest ofthe faculty that wasn't busy with other classes."Take a seat kitten," she directed. Pulling out the chair to face theaudience. "I'm just going to introduce you to those who don't know you."And she slipped through an unseen part in the curtains.The room fell silent, "Class, Distinguished visitors. Today we have ademonstration of self-awareness that was so thoroughly. Maine kaha ki chalo ab batao ki konsa kaam tha.Mujhe to bilkul bi andaja nahi tha ki aaj mere sath kya hone wala hai. Fir usne darwaja band kiya aur mere pass beth gayi usne mujhse kaha ki chalo beer peete hain maine kaha ki kal to tumhe mujhe keh rahi thi drink nahi karni aur aaj khud hi to usne kaha ki koi baat nahi aaj hum dono piyenge. Main shock ho gaya ki innocent dikhne wali ladki beer bi peeti haimaine usse kaha ki tum ye sab kabse to usne kaha ki ek baar friend ki birthday party par pi. After the first few months of blissful married life, there never seemed a better time to arrive home than after eight by which time his wife, Isobel, would have forgotten all the things that had been pissing her off during the day.It wasn't that Alex didn't love Isobel. In many ways she was the ideal woman for him. She was steady and reliable and she loved him. Furthermore, she was a woman who'd also brought with her a substantial inheritance. It wasn't a huge fortune, but it was enough to make.