” I couldn’t wait to see what she would come up with. The next day she gave me another bag, I smiled and began putting it in my back pack. “You...don’t want to look at?” She asked. “I trust you.” I said as I put it away. “I trust the last one was acceptable?” She gave me a kind of dreamy look and nodded yes. I played it so cool that day but inside I was screaming! When I got home I rushed up to my room and carefully extracted the lovely gift inside, this time it was a short, emerald green. I remember sulking that I would have to share it all with two GIRLS! Even though they were family, I hated the idea.Sulking after our first dinner together that fateful Friday, I announced I was going to swim some laps in our pool, put on my swim suit and went out for a swim.Mad as I was with the interlopers into my life, those two cousins changed it much for the better. Actually the swim turned into a petting orgy as "Oscar," that's what I called my "Dick," and his two friends got plenty of. The absolute fury on his ex-wife’s face when she found that out was a memory that always made him smile.The old man had lived frugally, and done well for himself in his many years of working, so Jared was able to finally realize his long abandoned dream of living out in the woods. The furniture he made as a hobby and his other woodworking projects further ensured his financial stability.At nearly fifty, he had no intention of going through the hassle of looking for another woman. He was content. Their theory was simple yet revolutionary: it was clear as the sun that the more this 'feminism' and 'gender equality' thing got ahead and ahead, the more the country got damaged. The first female president was just the last of a century long series of events that confirmed this theory, at least according to their manifesto: 'the real purpose of a woman'. The illegal slavery had naturally raised this much to balance the problems created by feminism and so there was a very simple solution to it:.