Andar ke honth deshi murge ki latakati hui kalagi ki tarah koi 3 inch lambe to jaroor honge. Saale ramesh ne inko choos choos kar is chhot ka bhosara ...i bana kar rakh diya tha. Aur ab kisi laayak nahi raha to mujhe chodane ko mili hai. Hai jab ye kanwaari thi to kaisee mast hogi saala ramesh to nihaal hi ho gaya hoga.Sach poochho to uski chudi hui choot chod kar mujhe koi jyaada maja nahi aaya tha bas paani nikaalane waali baat thi. Par uski gaand ke chhed ko dekhkar to main apne hosh hi kho. I told the driver that I will get down here itself as I had some work. Nikita went on the opposite road, and she texted, “Why are you standing there? Come here and follow me.”I started towards her. The moment I was nearing her, she started walking. I was seeing her ass move. I imagined how lucky the guy would be who would get this sexy chick.Like you know, every Bangalore area has a park. So I went behind her and saw her entering a park where there were very few people. I realized that this. Guiding me around the back of Crystal Hall she explained that because itwas still officially summer recess, there was only one campus bookmakerrunning a betting pool on the reasons for my spectacular arrival. Thecurrent favourite being: I had escaped on my wedding night from apolitical marriage arranged between European Royal Families.I could only sigh in frustration, exclaiming: "I am only thirteen!"With a lascivious leer and a suggestive wiggle of her eyebrows, shecountered: "You could have. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.‘No, ‘ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’Wife vs. HusbandA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of.