It was getting quite cold ,and not really wanting to ask for my jacket back ,I asked her if she fancied something to eat ,accepting my offer ,she stoo... up ,nearly falling off the jetty .Collecting my gear off the bike on the way in ,I explained that I needed a shower and would meet her in about an hour in the bar ,finally remembering to ask her name .Picked up my keys for the room and carried my gear up the stairs to the room above the bar which overlooked the lake .What a view ,,,,,the moon. So, when, one day, the far-famed wizard, philosopher, and child-psychologist, Spockrates the Great, chanced to be visiting Ymor, Edric sent for him to inquire of him what might be done to help young Alaric to be manlier. Dr. Spockrates listened to the complaints of Edric and Melesaunt with great attention for he saw, at once, that this was no ordinary case of a child who was afflicted with cowardice, in the ordinary sense of the word. This evident unmanliness was of a different sort altogether.. . I just knew it. It seemed to good to be true with the Captain letting Tara and I enjoy an hour or two of fun. It was just too good.I was wrong – well partly. As the entire crew crowded round the mat I stood next to Tabatha and waited. Lieutenant Ruth had donned her usual blue ringmasters outfit and was waiting for the mat to be set up and for Seawoman Alice to retrieve the box of nasties for the losers.The Captain took centre-stage and addressed her crew. It had been a trying voyage she said,. Okay." So he was -- what do you call it? He was 'aroused, ' But yours -- oh my!"It was definitely time for me to retreat. "Excuse me Sally, but I'd better go and get dressed," I said."Could I... see it?" she asked.Jesus! She was pretty much seeing it already. It was trying to evacuate out of the top of the elastic band on my shorts."Sally. You're going to have to remember about — ahh —conventions. Remember yesterday, we talked about how sometimes one has to observe certain — y'know — standards,.