Joey and I sat dowm. I couldn't help but notice Joanne giving Joey a wicked tit shot when she set his drink down, all the time smiling at me. Thinking...this was the time....I waved three fingers in the air, looking for her approval. She shruged me off.Frustrated, I told her the next time was gonna be it. She just smiled and said,"I was hoping you wouldn't make me wait much longer."A week later.....it was SHOWTIME!!!!! I brought Joey home with me. We all had a few drinks and smoked some weed. We. I knew that then maybe he would make a move on me. I had it all planned out, I pretended that I left a school book at my friends house and I knew that he was the only one home. I purposely wore my tight shorts and a belly shirt because I knew he couldn’t resist that. I rang the door bell and he came to answer it, you should have seen the look he gave me, it was like he wanted me right then and there! Being nervous I managed to stumble the words out I forgot my book, I walked past him and I. "I was told to inspect your arm," Bralan said without emotion. Jorgarn smiled sadly at her before he sat in front of her and lifted the shirt he had just adorned off his body. Denae saw Bralan's eyes go immediately to the scars on Jorgarn's back."How did you get these?" she asked quietly as she covered her mouth in shock with one hand and gently traced the pattern with the other. Jorgarn looked down but Denae answered."He was punished for something he didn't do," she said. She was surprised. Oh yes, lunch is about to be served.”“Thanks Fred, tell the aliens that it is just a crazy human from earth and what should they expect from us backward, backwoods type of people.”“Why would you refer to yourself like that Bob?”“Well earth is in a small spiral arm of a large galaxy on the edge of, to us, known space. Therefore we have always thought of ourselves as backwoods hillbillies in a backwater part of our galaxy in our part of the universe. If you study earth culture, especially.