****INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.****RAISIN:A grape with a sunburn.*...**SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.****SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.****TOOTHACHE:****The pain that drives you to extraction.****TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.****YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.****And MY Personal Favorite!WRINKLES:Something other people have,. As I was getting out of my car she was walking towards my place. The first thing I noticed was her red hair. I have always had a thing for red heads. She might have been 40 years old or close to 40. She had on those blue shorts and her blue button up mail shirt. She had nice long legs as she was close to six feet tall. Another thing I noticed was she had some freckles on her arms and legs but none on her face. She looked real good to me. I watched and waited for her and I got the mail from her.. Still, my cum leaked.I then tried to finish off this tiny little shorts by sitting down, squatting down and stretching this tiny little shorts with all my might. Although there were already gaping holes along the side and center seams, loose broken threads and tight creases all over, that tiny little shorts was still in one piece.With the vibrator still vibrating in my ass, I decided to go for a little walk in public. I felt naked as I walked down the street. My tiny little shorts was so light. If it tanks, you’re looking at a $140 million deficit. Gentlemen and ladies, this cannot – it will not – continue. Are we clear on the parameters of this meeting? We are not here to justify your expenses. We are here to discuss ways to cut those expenses. If we cannot come to an agreement on how to do this, then I will make those decisions on my own. I can assure the people in this room that their salaries will be among the first things cut. In fact, the salary structure here is as good a place.