Feeling quite happy with myself and the job I was doing, I pulled out my wig and pulled it on, I flipped my head forward to loosen it up and flipped i... back to comb it out. "Almost done," I thought to myself and stood to get into my wall locker to retrieve my favorite dress. As I stepped back to check it out, I heard the most peculiar noise and realized I wasn’t alone anymore. I stood perfectly still, and waited for what seemed like an eternity when Scott said “Sorry Joel, Kelly got called. "Look, I wear a helmet, I took every safety course." He told his mother. "I'm twenty-seven mom, and I LIKE riding OK."Jill sighed heavily. She knew her son was a man now. God forbid his physical appearance reminded her of it whenever she saw him. His piercing blue eyes and broad shoulders, along with his strong embrace when they met were constant reminders of the lack of attention her husband had been giving her for almost the last year.But this...a motorcycle...he knew how much she hated these. When I told her who I was she looked me overcarefully, again made the notations, then made out a new ID card forme. After a picture was taken, I had my very first piece of ID thatsaid I was a girl and allowed to leave. The other girl was asked tostay.As I went into my first class I felt everyone's eyes on me, but walkedto the desk as casually as I could, gave the teacher the paperwork,then sat in my normal chair. Nothing was said until class let out whensome kids wanted to know if it was true,. . Hey, you'll never guess who I saw over at the blackjack tables....Who?JOEY!! You remember Joey...?How could I forget?!Well, c'mon, I'll introduce ya!AAAAAARGH!! ... GRETCHEN!! I CAN'T GO OVER THERE!!Well, why not?BECAUSE YOU CAME ON THE FUCKING GUY'S HEAD AT A WATER PARK!!!So what? It happens all the time!!!!GRETCHEN!!!LOOK... If YOU'RE not going over THERE, then I'm just gonna have to bring Joey over HERE. And he's in the middle of a GAME.. That would be RUDE!You've got a really FUCKED UP.